The fact that in the world there exists tiny cotton ball bats in tiny bat communities that cling to the bottom of folded leaves makes all the shitty stuff that exists totally ok.
If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you.
Things people don’t get to choose:
- Sexual Orientation
- Gender Identity
- Mental Illnesses
Things people do get to choose
- To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over
"Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirtation."
Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????
She may have become a bit of a bitter old cunt…. but this is brilliant. If only she carried this kind of fire and awareness into her old age instead of “OMG YOU LOOK GROSS, WHAT IS THAT A TRASH BAG?!”